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KRAL’IN YARIŞMASI
KRAL ÜLKENİN YALANCILARI ARASINDA BİR YARIŞMA AÇTI. "İŞTE BU YALAN," DİYEBİLECEĞİ BİR YALAN UYDURANA BİR KÜP ALTIN VADETTİ. YALANCILAR AKIN AKIN SARAYA GELİP YALANLARINI SÖYLEDİLER, FAKAT YALANLAR NE KADAR AKIL ALMAZ OLURSA OLSUN KRAL HEP, "OLABİLİR, NİYE OLMASIN ..." GİBİ CEVAPLAR VERİYORDU. BÖYLECE HEM EĞLENİYOR, HEM DE BİR KÜP ALTINDAN OLMUYORDU.

DERKEN KAHRAMANIMIZ ELİNDE BOŞ BİR KÜPLE HUZURA ÇIKTI VE KONUŞTU:

"-RAHMETLİ DEDENİZ BİR SAVAŞA ÇIKACAKTI, ANCAK O GÜNLERDE HAZİNEDE YETERLİ PARA YOKTU. DEDENİZ DEDEMDEN BU KÜPLE BİR KÜP ALTIN BORÇ ALDI VE 'BU BORCUMU TORUNUM TORUNUNA ÖDEYECEK,' DİYE SÖZ VERDİ. ŞİMDİ, DEDENİZİN BORCUNU BANA ÖDEMENİZ İÇİN BURAYA GELDİM."

KRAL, "İŞTE BU KUYRUKLU BİR YALAN!" DEYİNCE ADAM, "O HALDE ÖDÜLÜMÜ ALAYIM," DEDİ.
KRAL, "IMM ŞEYY DOĞRU DA OLABİLİR" DEYİNCE ADAM, "O HALDE BORCUNUZU ÖDEYİN" DEDİ

 

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