Kraliçe Elizabeth - Fıkra
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Temel Istanbul a gelmis, yürüyormus.Bu arada 5 dakikada bir top atislari duyulmaktaymis. Merak edip sormus. Hemserum haçan habu top atislari neyin nesidur? diye. Kraliçe Elizabeth in gelmesi sebebiyle top atisi yapildigi anlatilmis. Aradan yarim saat geçmis ve top atislari halen sürmekteymis. Temel yine sormus bir baskasina Bu top atislari neyin nesidur hemşerum? diye. Ayni cevabi alinca söylenmis: Ula, yarim saattir bir kariyi vuramadular

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